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My trip to Cancun ๐ŸŒด and why I wonโ€™t return

Updated: Sep 10, 2023

It was my first time in Cancun ๐ŸŒด

~ while I'm writing this , it's suppose to be in a humorous manner , so bare with me ๐Ÿ˜

I was told , by a person who had gone there 8 times , that we weren't allowed to hop different locations which was odd to me and unheard of but I've never experienced Mexico during their bad drug cartel days , but let's just say that probably has changed .

In some ways it didn't , the boundaries in the water between resorts are heavily guarded to make sure certain tourists couldn't cross over to specific resorts .

Their goal is to make you stay at the resort all day and night so, "They bring the entertainment to you" and they did!! but the heaviness of the place weighed like there was something dark (maybe that just my cynical mind making fun of the resort I have no idea") something was off. As I watched from afar up on my balcony.

Like, have you ever seen those brainwashing movies where people are kept secretly in captivity and they truly believe there is nothing beyond the horizons ? Yes, it felt like one of those movies ๐Ÿฟ

felt like a place that wanted you to join their cult, they offer you that vacation package (that's just the new term for "timeshare" ๐Ÿ˜‚)

A "meeting" where they told me they would help me book excursions ended up being 90mins but took 180 , frustration , due them sending us 5 different sellers when they made me believe someone was helping me book sea turtles 5 different times ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ˜ญ

To make up for it , they treated us like other members who fell for their vacation trap , we arrived one day after sea turtles with a banner in our door and a bucket with champagne and chocolate covered strawberries and a travel tote, atleast they tried to cheer me up

Onto the other parts

We ended up leaving - When we ordered our taxi you can see the staff questioning why their guests would ever want to leave ? (I can only stay in one place for about 3 day before going stir crazy) atleast let me go sighting seeing or shopping ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

My most favorite laughable moment was when I was on the other side of the gate on the entry/exit road of the resort and the man in the other car was sucking the small lollipop staring at my tits !! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

He would quickly answer the gate attendance and then go back to my bewbs, if I can explain better I would say it almost looked like a scene out of a comedy movie and the guy looked like "Hopper" from the show "Stranger things" ๐Ÿซฃ

The other favorite was that the resort itself was haunted for sure !! Both myself and the person I traveled with saw something on different days .

But we both didn't want to ruin our relaxing time so we shared them on the very last day , my companion began getting sick shortly right after .

The excursions we ended up doing was see the underwater cav cenotes where we spotted a scorpion ๐Ÿฆ‚ stranded on a small cave rock ๐Ÿชจ, not sure how he got there ?

Seeing small sea turtles which I would not recommend but if u wanted to support the country sure !

seeing temple Tulum

And shopping on 5th avenue

Overall I still had an amazing experience and couldn't have chosen a better laid back Companion to travel with this time around ๐Ÿฅฐ

We spent most of our time in the bed ๐Ÿฅต

( and yes there is juicy B/G content to be seen if you are on my Snapchat, only my solo work is on my OF)

But as far as my return I would say I've seen much more by now and I wish I had started my travels to Cancun in the beginning so I had more to look forward to , I like Indonesia ruined islands and beaches for me lol

But maybe it just the one resort itself ? We couldn't eat indoors with AC and cool air if we had shorts on or cut off sleeves , blew my mind

What are some of your do's and don'ts in Mexico ? If u would like to share any of your personal experiences for fun ๐Ÿคฉ feel free to shoot a comment below or email me about your trip


But please be mindful I may not respond in haste matter and my emails are not the best place to converse with me

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Kyle Lloyd
Kyle Lloyd
Sep 10, 2023

Have not been to Mexico in decades, but am a best man in an October wedding. Thank you for sharing your experience as the festivities are taking place a culty all-inclusive vacation resort that does indeed sell memberships. Already been cautioned against looking for bodywork at the middle to low end spa's & parlors. Will be in Baja, but what was the shopping in Cancun comparable to? Cheers!


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