You want Quality?

ME TOO!....  OMG WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON !

 

*** I highly appreciate a sense of humor here***

*APPLICATION REQUIREMENT* 

This page takes 3 Minutes! (yes I've timed it)

and further down I will tell you where to look for

-MY SECRET WORD-

 

 90% have found the secret word & enjoyed this page very much

If you are impatient and do not have 3 minutes then you automatically disqualify in meeting me ;P

So Gentlemen & Gentledudes, let's see if you can handle this

HOW TO DO I BOOK A VISIT?

To reach me, you must fill out an application form

 

APPLICATION FORM IS ON CONTACT PAGE

- Aready fully completed this before contacting me?

YOU ARE A GODSEND ..for saving me time

-TRUST ME WITH YOUR INFO & I'LL TRUST YOU-

 

REFERENCE OPTIONS

(SEND ONE of the following Combinations)

A.  Two Provider References :: MOST preferred

 I need the NAME, EMAIL & PHONE NUMBER of providers you have Visited recently)

 B. Linkedin ::  send DIRECT LINK 

your linkedin MUST be well established for me to consider

 

 C.  Photo of work badge : No face on badge, ID will Be requested also

 D. Business card / Webiste: Send photo of business card, or website contact. must be contacting me through matching contact listed on business card / website

 E. Pay Stub WITH Driver's License

 

 F. You don't have anything? Well that's Option"F" for fail & a weird way of letting me know you're broke or don't have a job and not taking this seriously.. 🤣 Maybe become a Patreon Member of mine and I might find trust in you at a later time... NO GUARANTEES , GOOD LUCK!

Why Pre-screening?

To ensure we aren't locked in a room with a pyro-psycho who would set us on fire!! ( yes, this happened to a provider)

You can't use your cat photos as a form of provider reference... but I'm sure we all do appreciate them

*please send your cats to brighten my day!

PHOTOS & REVIEWS

(skip down to "Etiquette" if you are not interested in photos}

 

 PHOTOS ARE PAID FOR ONLY!

I do have a site where you may view my new postings monthly! please visit my Photos & Reviews page

 

With Demand Came Supply!

If a person wants to pay I will take the time to create them and trust them in their care.

I do offer the ones on my AD(s) & my website for FREE~

appreciate what you have

MY REVIEWS!!

Yes they exist, 96% GREAT ones & the rest bad! with a fun story of WHY they were BAD! lets be real

 I pull them from TER and all other websites to re-post them on the same site as my new photos

We can go perv on her Photos together

Etiquette

  • Punctuality & Communication- Though I know in this day and age how busy everyone is. Tardiness is not something that sits well with me. Please plan ahead to wrap up that meeting leaving plenty of travel time to reach Your destination. I would hate for our time to be compromised because you are running late.

  • Hygeine- Lucky for you I have a shower.. please use it , no provider wants to smell your sweat or your RUDE BOOTY!

  • Be Polite- Politeness and kindness are music to my ears and will get a gentleman everywhere! 

  • DON'T BE A DOUCHE -   If you have the "Customers are always right" mentality... well, I hate to break it to ya but this isn't a normal sort of business! I'm No typical Gal either! 

  • Consent/Respect -  PLEASE do not play with your provider's nipples as if they are scratch offs!! In today's time CONSENT is SO HUGE

  • Discretion - This means you do not ask Questions that are incriminating, EVEN IF in a subliminal way ... if you do , I will deny you.

  • Donation - MY RATES are NOT to be discussed or negotiated upon meeting. Please leave it in the open before we begin (in envelope if in public)

  • References - It is proper Etiquette to reach out to me first and let me know so that I am aware I have your permission to disclose your information.. and that I have the most update information... BUT If you act like a waste of time I will not

 

 

WOWEE!! you've read things this far?! thanks!

Cancellation Policy

 No call-No show / Last Minute Cancellations 

ARE HIGHLY UNAPPRECIATED

  •  Last minute /cancellations - $50

  • under 2 hours of notifying your provider of cancellation..  

It will be hard for the provider to find someone last minute to fill in your missed time , plus she has had to pay for reservation of the in-call to RENT the room for your appointment that you missed

  • No call/No show - 

  • will cost you to be black listed nationally

This means I am completely unaware that you have made other plans or for what ever reason you did not notify me you are not showing up! 

  • $200 up front for the cost of previous missed appointment - before I consider letting you book with me again

Failure to respect my time

=

 Termination of our contact**

Other Frequently Asked Questions

Why the secret word?

I ONLY wish to work with those who will listen.. and are patient. If you fail me on this simple mission, then my website did it's purpose~

 Is there "EXTRA" service?

*FACEPALM* "No"

 

Well, What can we do ?

Upon arrival, my rules will be clear upfront & people still enjoy it

so If you aren't Intimidated by me yet, I hope you're ready for an unforgettable experience!

DISCLAIMER : UPON BOOKING WITH ME YOU ARE AGREEING NOT TO BREAK RULES AND/OR ACT LIKE A DOUCHE and IF YOU DO BREAK RULES you are ALSO agreeing to getting punched in the dick for pushing my boundaries

I know some of you like getting roughed up..But you're not supposed to! LOL

 

 

So Just Keep An Open Mind

&

Follow The Rules :)

I like you already!

OTHER REASON THAT COULD LAND YOU ON THE BLACKLIST:

  • Completely disrespecting / Attacking your provider    Consent is still needed for all sessions with any provider ASK BEFORE YOU ACT !!

  • know the Secret Word is in all capital letters inside ghost's speech bubble below. Make sure ya include that in your application so I know you read all this.. .... also, 

  • "No" still means No!- ask for consent always & wait for permission!

if you break the rules  ~ALL the nice, pretty ladies will hide from you !!

It's a ghost

ya can't poke it & it does nothing.

One Last Thing :

If you wish to speak to a real human being you may do so after you had sent prescreening 

I made this website to inform and make things easier for my clients and for myself

so I only hope that it is helpful and much appreciated ...

                                                         XOXO -Sweet Rain